TOKKEN

Claude apologizes, then hits you. Codex never runs the tests. DeepSeek distills your ult for 1% of the price. Jev only speaks JSON.

TOKKEN is a 90s-style arcade fighting game where AI models beat each other up and your health bar is your token budget (65,536 tokens, spend them wisely).

24 fighters, including Claude, Codex, Gemini, Grok, Llama, DeepSeek, Mistral, Cursor, OpenClaw, Hermes, Seedance (currently being sued by all of Hollywood), the ghost of Sora (discontinued, still fighting), and Clippy as the secret boss.

• Every fighter has a unique special and a meme ultimate. Mistral calls a general strike, Kimi drops the actual moon, OpenClaw summons a lobster swarm, and Seedance generates a bootleg copy of you.
• Live commentary from two AI sportscasters, plus a crowd of AI CEOs holding signs.
• 16 arenas, including the H100, a Senate hearing, and the boardroom on that Friday.
• Online PvP with a 4-letter invite code and real rollback netcode, plus local versus and VS CPU.
• Keyboard, Xbox and PlayStation controllers, and touch controls on phones.

Also playable directly at tokken.win. Free and open source (MIT): github.com/lexdoudkin/tokken

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